What to do with a half-complete matchday programme?

Well, finish off some of it and pack it out with a couple of recycled articles from earlier this year. Now all you need is your own Bovril, a matchday playlist of tunes and the sound of a Gozie Ugwu penalty hitting the back of the net and it’ll be just like the real thing!

Access the programme below – you can expand to full screen or download it using the buttons below.

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